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Survival of the Witless

Avalanche Press, 1997

Survival of the Witless is a card game published by Avalanche Press in 1997. It is played with 3 to 8 players, from age 12 and in about 60 minutes.

players
3–8
minutes
60
years
12+

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Publisher
Avalanche Press
Artwork
Brien J. Miller
Year of release
1997

About the game

Survival of the Witless is a card game produced by Avalanche Press about tenure. Released in 1997, the game was created due to Avalanche Press founder Mike Bennighof's anger at being fired from his teaching job at the University of Alabama at Birmingham (UAB) for winning a teaching award as an untenured professor. Survival of the Witless was Avalanche Press' hottest-selling game, but as of 2007, it is out of print.
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